Oh Mucinex Full Force, Drano of the Nose
How mine nasal membranes doth shink in horror when thou doth appear.
Oh blast of freedom from congestion
How doth does free me from another endless night staring into the abyss; mouth breathing.
I know not where the nasal yuckiness goes, nor do I care.
Oh cool gust of inhalation
I thank thee for the use of my probiscus once again.