Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Haiku

Made a lovely meal
Hot kibble breath on legs
Steak now less tasty

Jack is friend not food
Why is shampoo so tasty?
You lick your butt, too

So much thawed dog poop
On a lovely Spring morning
Should have got a cat

2 comments:

mommakin said...

BWAH! You have left me uncharacteristically speechless.

Unknown said...

Zimmers and Howards,
Better friends could not be had.
And they're witty, too!!