tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198509439904574819.post7888030091606163422..comments2023-08-17T07:33:14.392-04:00Comments on Chez Zimmer: Motherhood, or, "Gird Your Loins!"smarmygalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03409155646907203665noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198509439904574819.post-32713012229441537362009-03-18T13:21:00.000-04:002009-03-18T13:21:00.000-04:00The mental picture of you chasing a cat with a new...The mental picture of you chasing a cat with a newapaper made ME laugh out loud. Thanks! I needed that today, Jessica!smarmygalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03409155646907203665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198509439904574819.post-64810216888310380082009-03-17T22:05:00.000-04:002009-03-17T22:05:00.000-04:00So funny! Laughing out loud does wonders for the s...So funny! Laughing out loud does wonders for the soul :)<BR/><BR/>My non-kid version of that is chasing a cat around trying to put newspaper under him/her during the process of barfing. If you pick the cat up and try to move it to a surface such as linoleum, the cat will stop the vomiting process until a later time when they can sneak off and surreptitiously vomit on carpet / my bed / etc.<BR/><BR/>Then there's when one of the dogs vomits up the poop she just ate. But I'd better stop there...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198509439904574819.post-59675721364699015472009-02-09T10:34:00.000-05:002009-02-09T10:34:00.000-05:00My dad was appalled that I was catching vomit in m...My dad was appalled that I was catching vomit in my hands. I'm not even sure appalled covers it. Horrified, maybe.<BR/><BR/>J is fine. I think he was just coughing too hard. His gag reflex is really sensitive.<BR/><BR/>Hope E is better soon!smarmygalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03409155646907203665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198509439904574819.post-63841257113302076122009-02-09T08:23:00.000-05:002009-02-09T08:23:00.000-05:00Sing it, sister. Blaine can stomach it all with th...Sing it, sister. Blaine can stomach it all with the toughest of moms, but my dad is on par with yours. In fact, I love the whole section about your dad, every word of it. Well said, and funny. Is Jack okay? Elizabeth had food poisoning last weekend, so I was cleaning up barf very recently, too. And last night I was plunging her 30 lbs. of toilet paper atop her runny poop, and the water was splashing up and all around, and, ugh, wait, ugh, hold on, I think I have to hurl...Jenny Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04825876444617545025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198509439904574819.post-3767229784680477222009-02-09T06:33:00.000-05:002009-02-09T06:33:00.000-05:00And only your mother will cup her hands for you to...And only your mother will cup her hands for you to puke in in the car (because it's easier to wash your hands than the upholstery, duh).mommakinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18138745092234541349noreply@blogger.com